The Two Lives of Amelia Waxler

A queer adult romcom about two version of the same woman: the one who kissed her friend Grace from World History in a pantry at a high school party, and one who awkwardly ate pickles instead, featuring:

• Is it dual POV? Single? Is she one person or two? Cue the spiderman-pointing meme.

• Two romcoms for the price of one, aka both of them catch the feels for Pantry Girl but now they're 35 and all wear blazers
• My high school trauma if you squint. A little. You might not need to squint, actually.
• Returning to your hometown, second chance vibes, except the hometown is Los Angeles so it's mostly traffic jokes
• Someone(s) is disabled
• Someone(s) is gay
• Begrudging adulting
• Too many effusive sentences about the beach and/or sailboats
• My real former office at UCLA